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25 September 2008

Smells of Campus

So while walking around campus, trolling on over to the library, we found that the comp lab switched to macs. Cool.

 I also found, while going to my BLaw class, that I, in fact, do not stink something horrible.  There is a restroom nearby my class. It so happens at that when it comes time for me to go to that class, I just happen to have to piss. For whatever reason (read: coffee) I just happen to have to go then. So usually, and by that I mean the three times I have gone to that class, I just go to the restroom across the hall. The thing is though, that after being in there, I feel like I stink like piss. I thought that maybe I stepped in a puddle or dribbled a little on myself or something. Needless to say I was feeling a little self conscious during class.

 Today, however, because I skipped my first class and slept in a little, my biorhythms are off a little (I didn’t have to piss at that time) so I just go straight to class. Well, I STILL smell piss. So that is the good news. Bad news is that I still smell piss. That is not that unusual for this campus though. Various buildings smell like various body odors. The auditorium building smells like a musty arm pit of a very fat old man. Tis’ true. Ask anyone. Also smelling like musty pit: the Eagle Student Services Center. Guess that happens when you have old buildings. Its still not fun to experience though. I had a class in the Auditorium building, and although the whole building smells like ripe pit, the third floor where my class was, smelled the ripest. I am talking watery-eye ripe. The kind you squint at, and scrunch up your nose to. It is/was bad.

 So that is what is on my mind today.

 PS this class is boring as hell. Degrees of Freedom, Variation of mean, Z-Tables, alpha, z value, t value, p value. B. O. R. I. N. G.

 

 

2 comments:

  1. well I actually never wanted to tell you but yes yes it is you, you smell of pee.

    And the award for Smelliest Newlywed goes to...
    yah you know.

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  2. you know what? your mom.

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