... plays soccer

Yes. Believe it or not, I am not in love with soccer. I mean, I call it soccer rather than fútbol.

Anyway my buddy has put together a little pick-up game. Given the growth of my marriage gut, I figure I should try it out.

Like most people (in America) I get soccer fever during la Copa Mundial. I bet you that my buddy is just getting his fever a little early, and that is what is causing this.

So. Updates to come on my performance, yo.