Weis Buyout?

 

So Notre Dame's not-as-good-without-the-spying coach Charlie Weis is under fire for sucking as head coach. 

His buyout is one of thie things preventing him from getting canned this second, but read this:

If Weis' base salary was up to $650,000, the paper reported, that would put his buyout at less than $5 million (Weis has seven years left on his deal). The paper, citing an unnamed prominent alumnus, called a buyout figure "loose change."

Lol. My loose change comes to around $1.60.