You know that guy that always shoots down your cool-ass idea? You know when you say "Man, it would be awesome to have a million dollars." and they say that "after a while it wouldn't be so awesome because you would become used to it because its relative wealth and you would start comparing yourself to richer people and be just as unhappy as you are now?"
Well here is some more of that, but about superpowers:
Oh, by the way, you might want to be careful what you wear. Not only is the cold enough to freeze your balls, but lower temperatures mean you're more of a conductor of electricity. It's like when you're walking home on a winter day, come in and shock the shit out of whatever you touch. Multiply that by say, a million. If you're wearing anything like wool - though we don't know what the Hell kind of superhero would wear wool anyway - you're going to be a human capacitor. If you happen to be a supervillain, we suggest working on your Palpatine voice so you can make one Hell of an entrance when you land.
From Cracked. Above about flying.
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