web hit counter Self Aggrandizing: the Tourney '09

28 March 2009

the Tourney '09

I am really disappointed with this year's tournament. 

For one thing, Oklahoma is doing well. I don't like Oklahoma. I really don't like this dude:



Why? Cuz he thinks he his bad ass. He stands over the guys he dunks on stares off with a yes-I-just-dunked-on-you-you-suck look. Granted, If someone on Texas, or UNT, or any other team I liked did this, I would think it was freaking awesome. Also, when I used to dunk on my little brother on the 7 foot rim when we were smaller, I would do the same, damned thing. 

So why the double standard? 

He. Goes. To. Oklahoma. 

Simple huh?

Yeah, but that's not the only reason that this tourney sucks ass cheeks. Pitt is playing ugly 90s Eastern Conference basketball and it is making my eyes hurt. That Fields dude has the ugliest game. You see that shot he threw up neart the end of the Xavier game? Ugh. I call that shit leche which means in some weird-ass way: lucky as fuck balls. 

So, I have decided to hitch my wagon to the Michigan State train. I have always liked them. I rooted for them since Mateen Cleeves. Wait. No. I think I went for Florida then. Oh well. 

I am going for them now. 




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